So as I wrote last time, the campaign advertisements that I saw while in the Boston area for work screamed at me. They screamed a lot of things actually, but the loudest cries were “Help! I need a better campaign manager!” “Guess what side I’m on!” & “Orange just SCREAMS U.S. Government!”

Granted, not all of the signs in the area made me question the candidate’s seriousness in running for office (take Mr. D’Arcangelo’s blue ditty in the background) but a good majority of them made me question whether or not the United States flag had suddenly changed from it’s lovable red, white and blue to some strange combination of lilac, black and orange. I even started to question what the Massachusetts state flag looked like. Maybe the state decided to pay homage to the pilgrims, indians and turkeys of the first Thanksgiving and adopted such colors into their flag.

There IS yellow, but aside from that, blue and white are pretty standard colors.
I just can’t fathom how someone that is of right mind to run for mayor (you know, the person that runs an entire town. Possibly up to a few thousand people. Some might say their lives are pretty dependent on the way they performs their job and the decisions that they make) would think that a sign like this would engage me enough to go down on Super Tuesday and check off the little box next to their name.

If I was a NY Knicks fan this would be a completely different story. Or if I was totally into chowin’ down on a bowl of Tony the Tiger’s Frosted Flakes every morning. Or maybe even if I was color blind. He or she does have some decent typography working on this sign, so maybe being color blind would help convince me of this sign. I’m also the type of person that likes to know the name of the person running for office. Is this Mr. or Mrs. Christenson? Do I know this member of the family? Have they done something to tick me off in the past so badly that they can’t put their identity on their sign?
With that thought, I have to give a little bit of credit to the next candidate, “Mister” Spadafora.

I’m sorry, what? Are you in the process of changing your name to something that cannot be tied to your criminal past? Get a crazy DUI back in college and want us to still believe you’re awesome enough to be our councillor-at-large (does anyone know what a “councillor-at-large” is, even? There has to be a more official name than this, right?)? Although I will give “Craig” some credit, I did spot another sign for his campaign which did not include the character-building quotation marks, and another color blind candidate included the title councillor-at-large on their sign.

Just incase that’s not enough for ya! Here’s one more!

Gladys does look best when she wears maroon and lilac, but when she wears 4 different colors it all just gets jumbled together. And Gladys, what did they teach you in school about outlined text?
If I lived in the area and had to vote on a candidate purely based off of the campaign ads that I saw, I think I would have to go with dear Barbara Murphy.
Aside from being a little tight in some spots, Mrs. Murphy has managed to not only clearly state her identity and the position she is running for, but she’s also done with while maintaing a color palette that represents the great state of Massachusetts! And if I can read the unofficial election results that I found online correctly, she did in fact win, which kind of makes me happy inside.